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Here Is A story...

Here is a story you’re not going to like. This is a pretentious murder of modern literature. You are not going to understand. If you do then I hope there is some sort of God for you because you’re going to need a miracle to save your tattered souls as much as I do. Unfortunately as you have most likely realized by now there probably isn’t. Lets get some background because I know your just itching for some plot or clever turn of phrase, so that these moments you’ve wasted getting to this point (and believe me it is wasted) seem so much more meaningful. Unfortunately, once again, you’ll realize they’re as meaningless as you had feared. I

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Why Me and You Are Here

Mon Mar 12, 2007, 10:34 PM

Listening to: Nine Inch Nails
Reading: nothing
Watching: nothing
Playing: nothing
Eating: Lortabs
Drinking: Kool-Aid

Ok so let us just say that this is something that matters. As we all know we are artists and that's just a nice way of saying we're all pretentious, egotistical, narcassistic, and just so happen to have the talent and ability to get away with it...none of us truly care about each others work in the way we pretend. I mean not to say we can't enjoy someone else's work or give people there respect but in the very same moment that we give respect to someones work we resent them for making it instead of us. The only reason we give these respects is to achieve the same in return. At least thats how I see it...but maybe my mom was right I might just be a pretentious, egotistical, and narcassistic ass who just so happens to have the ability and talent to get away with it. At any rate, by this rational if you leave me a critique or your opinion on a piece of my work I promise the same in return...and hopefully you will return me the same courtesy if I happen to attack you first. Don't get me wrong i'm not an attention craving whore by any means but the sole purpose of this venue is that it's one great pissing contest for pseudo-intellectuals, intellectuals, people who think there talented, the actually talented, poets, painters, so forth and so forth. So let us all serve our greater purpose in servicing one another with oral pleasure I.E. comments, favourites, and maybe actual blowjobs if you live near each other, why not? I forgot to mention artist also meant degenerate peverted scum...hmm but maybe there not so much meanings for "artists" persay, maybe its just the meaning for Bazooka Joe...hmm maybe we should just have a bunch of comments about that?

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Current Residence: San Antonio, TX.
Interests: Art Obviously
Favourite movie: Fight Club
Favourite band or musician: Led Zeppelin/Wu-Tang Clan/Tool/Chevelle
Favourite genre of music: Honestly I love them all except for country and pop
Favourite artist: Vincent Van Gogh
Favourite poet or writer: Oscar Wilde
Favourite photographer: Kristyne Truman
Favourite style of art: Impressionism
Operating System: Well I usually operate on the brain but if it's a slow day I do heart transplants and the like.
MP3 player of choice: I don't have one.You damn kids and your technology,with your record players and..and..ball in a cup!
Shell of choice: Conch shells are neat. You can hear the ocean with them, I think you can also call aquaman with one.
Wallpaper of choice: Well I really like the floral pattern my mom has in her bathroom...oh you meant the computer kind!
Skin of choice: The skin I was born with I guess...Or do you mean with chicks because I don't discriminate
Favourite game: Halo/Metal Gear Solid THE FIRST ONE BITCH!/Risk...you don't like risk!? what a pussy.
Favourite gaming platform: Your mom. oh that doesnt count? Playstation..real revolutionary shit,you and your goddamn cartridges
Favourite cartoon character: The Crimson Alchemist...he blows things up, I respect that quality in a person
Personal Quote: I'm better than you... :D
Tools of the Trade: Everything

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~KardDroidOfBlades

Feb 14, 2008, 11:18:11 AM

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~Ashes-to-Phoenix

Oct 24, 2007, 7:03:30 PM

hola stranger.. so Im still you're favorite huh? Im gonna add some new pics soon that you might like. Be sure to check em out. Later gator

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Aug 12, 2007, 2:34:27 AM

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